Wednesday, May 14

FashanuCelebrity Get Me Out Of Here
I must admit that I watched the new Celebrity Survivor programme and enjoyed its light entertainment. I was a Fashanu fan so was sorry to see he was not coronated King of the Jungle. As a black footballer he has experienced knocks in life, but has become a role model for everybody. (I wasn't keen on Wayne Sleep.)

Tuesday, May 13

Supposed superman of Tunbridge Wells
Can you believe the rubbish they have been printing in The Courier regarding a "superman" going round the town doing good deeds? The excessive coverage impelled me to contact the newspaper, and I am glad to see they had the bravery to publish my letter:

Sir,

I could not believe the piece of hokum you published regarding the Tunbridge Wells supposed superhero - April Fools Day was over a month ago. It's time you got back to the serious issues of the day, such as dog mess in the environs of the Common.

I shall be obliged to cancel my order of the Courier if you continue with such frivolous "news" items.

Howard Thompson