Supposed superman of Tunbridge Wells
Can you believe the rubbish they have been printing in The Courier regarding a "superman" going round the town doing good deeds? The excessive coverage impelled me to contact the newspaper, and I am glad to see they had the bravery to publish my letter:

Sir,

I could not believe the piece of hokum you published regarding the Tunbridge Wells supposed superhero - April Fools Day was over a month ago. It's time you got back to the serious issues of the day, such as dog mess in the environs of the Common.

I shall be obliged to cancel my order of the Courier if you continue with such frivolous "news" items.

Howard Thompson