Robin Cook
It is with great sadness that I report the resignation of Robin Cook from the Cabinet.

In a riveting resignation speech to MPs, former cabinet minister Robin Cook attempted a forensic, line-by-line demolition of the prime minister's case. The Commons has never seen anything quite like it and Speaker Michael Martin was forced to demand order as the extraordinary display showed no sign of abating.

I'm sure that this dignant outburst will mean that the man will be remembered for his values, as opposed to his numerous extra marital affairs with women.