Last night's television

I have decided to start critically reviewing the television programmes I watch, in an attempt to get my own column in the local newspaper, The Courier.Last night I watched an odd couple who call themselves Ant and Dec on ITV. They were re-enacting the great quiz show, Brucie's Play Your Cards Right.

It was absolute rubbish, so I turned the television set off.

Securitas say sorry

UPDATE: The Maidstone branch manager has apologised on behalf of Securitas for the driver who decided to pull out a bollard with his Securitas vehicle. (See below for more details.)