Where's Jordan?

I do not wish to labour on the model who is known as Jordan, but if anyone can tell me where exactly she lives in Rotherfield, I would be very statisfied.

Where's Jordan?

I do not wish to labour on the model who is known as Jordan, but if anyone can tell me where exactly she lives in Rotherfield, I would be very statisfied.

Jordan, again

Well, after all the tales about that brothel in nearby Maresfield and the model called Jordan moving in, it would appear that the village really has gone to the dogs.

I now hear that that model has planted a big six-foot fence all round her property. I shall be travelling down there soon to investigate.

The Eurovision Song Compost and Natasha Kaplinsky

Did anyone happen to stumble across the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night, or as I like to call it, the Eurovision Song Compost? I see that yet another singer had what we now call a "wardrobe malfunction", and managed to expose the bosom, like that LaToya Jackson did at that damn Yankee ball game, last year.



I don't know why Mr Terry Wogan continues to associate his name with this terrible programme. However, I was not all surprised to see Natasha Kaplinsky on the blooming telly again, or as Mrs Thompson likes to call her, Natasha Slapinsky.