Merry Christmas? Bah Humbug say Crowborough town council!

An interesting story hit me on the front page of the Kent and East Sussex Courier. Crowborough (my hometown, as you know), is not to have a Christmas tree this year, after thugs ruined last year's one. What is this world coming to, I ask you? The mindless antics of a stupid few have denied all the good residents of East Sussex's largest inland town a festive fir. I am writing to the council to suggest placing a tree, then pointing any of the many CCTV cameras on said tree, apprehend anyone who looks like they wish to go climbing and then force them to clean the streets of litter.